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nostrich: Let's Talk About Football

In the link above, Nostrich (aka Richard, curator of the marvellous Give Me Something To Read) writes about the use of technology in football. I’d encourage you to read his well-considered and well-written post. In summary, he argues that football simply isn’t fair: there is too much luck involved, no technology in place to conclusively prove that decisions are made correctly, and therefore is not a game of pure skill.

One of my favourite things about football is that it is fundamentally the same game, whether contested by pub teams on a wet Sunday morning or by the largest nations in the world at an international tournament. Adding video replays or goal line technology for only those leagues and tournaments that have the required money and facilities to allow it removes this consistency and means that not all games will be subject to the same conditions. I would never see this as a positive step.

Such breaks in play will be too disruptive for the game. Richard notes that other sports that use video technology have natural breaks in play - between points in tennis, balls in cricket, plays in American football, etcetera. Football doesn’t have these natural breaks for reflection and consultation. This is a difficult obstacle for proponents of technology in football to counter, and I’m yet to hear a convincing argument. 

I happen to agree with Sepp Blatter (a phrase I thought I’d never utter) about interrupting the flow of the game. England ‘scored’ twice in as many minutes against Germany. For a period of a few minutes either side, the game was end-to-end, high-energy, instinctual. Basic and primal, not entirely keeping with how I think England should play the game, yes: but it was entertaining. Consult a video in the middle of it, and all the flow and urgency is gone. If FIFA decide to allow technology to determine, say, whether the ball crosses the goal line, that sets a precedent. How could you stop there? Why not review every decision? Every offside, every corner, every minor indiscretion? We’d need a whole new set of laws to govern the number of appeals each team has, adding a further level of complexity to game that is beautiful in its simplicity.

There is also the sheer enjoyment of those seconds after a goal has been scored. Earlier today, on a Watford FC mailing list that I subscribe to, someone posted this in a thread on a similar discussion, which I fully endorse:

Really, I do marvel at how easy it is to dismiss the seconds that - for me, in my serious minority - make football what it is. Those seconds are precious, forever memorable and, more than anything, unexpected; you don’t get to have them back after the video review has been completed. When Allan Smart’s goal hit the back of the net at Wembley, the next ten or fifteen seconds were among the most precious of my entire life; I know I’m not alone on that, if nothing else. Hit pause while an unseen official checks that he wasn’t offside and, even if that only takes five seconds, you’ve created a quite different dynamic; a wholly inferior dynamic, to my mind.

That’s an extreme example, obviously. But it’s proving quite hard to establish a fairly basic premise: that “the right result” isn’t a goal to be pursued at any cost.

Adding an official to review video evidence doesn’t narrow the margin of error - it simply adds another one. How many of these decisions are clear cut, even on the third or fourth replay from yet another alternative angle? The video evidence still has to be examined and interpreted by a human.

Football is supposed to be fun to watch. Having a debatable decision go for or against you adds so much to the appeal of the game, and introduces an element of random uncertainty that is as fun as it is frustrating. Just the same as an injury to your team’s star striker as a result of an innocuous collision is frustrating, or a rain-sodden pitch stopping a goal-bound shot from creeping over the line.

Admittedly, as Richard notes, a game with so few goals means that a poor decision can have a large effect on the game. But this is simply the game we all grew up with. A percentage of decisions have always been made incorrectly; it is just the increased media coverage that serves to highlight and magnify them. Whether we turn on the TV, attend a match or put our shin pads on and actually play, we all know that the referee has the final say, and is fallible. We all know this, and we should embrace it.

Crikey. I’ve written more words about football this past week than in the rest of my life.


Building a better England team

The post-mortems of England’s World Cup disaster have begun. Typically, the main target so far has been Fabio Capello. There may be something in this - his adherence to 4-4-2 has been baffling - but the greater problem is replacing the ageing squad.

Here’s a possible line-up to start the first game in Brazil in 2014. This is, of course, just wild speculation; a better bet might be to try and predict the English weather in four years time. But sometimes it is fun to wildly speculate.

It must surely be time to entrust Joe Hart with the number 1 shirt. Whilst he is short of experience at top-level club competition, England now need to stop changing goalkeepers so regularly and settle down with a first choice. Hart has displayed all the characteristics required, and deserves his chance.

For the past few years, England have possessed strength in depth at centre back. All currently in their late twenties or early thirties, most of the current crop will not expect to still be playing international football at the next World Cup. That said, one suspects that John Terry will still be in and around the squad in 4 years’ time. I’ve never been a huge fan, but at 33, Terry doesn’t even have pace to lose, and you suspect that his overall positioning will improve with yet more experience. 

Michael Dawson will be 27 later this year and is still awaiting his first international cap. If he successfully retains his place in an improving (and Champions League-bound) Tottenham team, I would imagine that over the next few years he will become a first-choice for his country.

The potential problem here is a lack of pace. If his career kickstarts again, presumably with a move away from Manchester City, perhaps Micah Richards could offer a more mobile option.

Both England’s current first-choice full backs should still be around. Ashley Cole will be 33, and will be challenged at club and country by Kieran Gibbs, a very similar type of player. Glen Johnson will be at his peak, and will have hopefully developed his defensive responsibilities.

Both full backs are very attacking, but I would suggest playing a 4-2-3-1 formation, with the deeper midfield duo providing cover should the full backs rampage up the touchlines.

Jack Rodwell should feature as one of these two. He is equally capable of playing central defence or central midfield. England must hope that David Moyes seeks to make the most of all his talents by playing him in his most logical position, rather than forcing him to become a centre back purely on the basis of his physique. A gifted player, he could be both anchorman, breaking up opponents attacks, and deep-lying playmaker. Think Xavi Alonso - including the fierce long-range shooting.

The other space is harder to fill. Perhaps Tom Huddlestone will improve enough, or maybe Scott Parker will step up and make an impact on the England team in what will be the tail-end of his career.

It’s clear that England lack an advanced playmaker, or any sort of creative player that fits between the traditional banks of midfield and attack. This has been a long-standing problem, which I’ve mentioned before: our attacking midfielders in recent years have tended to be energetic and explosive box-to-box midfielders that simply prefer attacking to defending. There’s been no central attacking focus between midfield and attack, no-one to assist with ball retention and building attacks. The current crop will be way past their peak, so step forward Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere. He possesses all the skills required. This is an enormous weight for Wilshere to carry, and I wouldn’t want him to be burdened with the weight of England’s expectations in four years time, when he’ll still be just 22. But of all the options available, Wilshere looks to be the most promising.

On the flanks there are roles for Theo Walcott and Adam Johnson, both overlooked for this tournament’s squad. Both are capable of playing as wingers, wide midfielders and more orthodox attackers, and can interchange freely. Aaron Lennon will provide adequate backup.

I don’t think you can look any further than Wayne Rooney for the lone striking role. He has played this countless times for Manchester United, and if England can resist the temptation to aimlessly lump it forward, his interplay with the other attacking trio could cause teams problems.

Should Wilshere not be ready, or if someone like Connor Wickham progress into an international-class number 9, then Rooney could play the trequartista/number 10 role. It’s another role he knows well, and he’s intelligent enough to play it for England.

To manage this team? For me there’s only one choice: the special one

Above all, the transition needs to begin soon. Let’s use the forthcoming European Championships to get the basics in place. Abandon the short-termism that has plagued our nation: begin to blood some of the younger players, adopt the new system (there is no aesthetic or pragmatic reason to continue with 4-4-2), and let’s try to do something different. Not for the sake of it, but because otherwise, it’s only going to get worse.


You don’t need ‘heart’. You need to be able to pass the ball.

Could this World Cup be a watershed moment for the traditional European powers?

Italy set new lows in their failure to progress. France’s entire football infrastructure has been shaken by their utter ineptitude and misplaced arrogance. England have stuttered into the second round. Outside of the readership of The Sun, I suspect that most people will not give England much hope of overcoming the likely opponents of Germany, Argentina and Brazil and lifting the trophy this year.

Conversely, Spain’s previous lack of success at international level has been very notable, but their highly technical approach has been markedly more successful in recent years. The Guardian’s Sid Lowe comments on their revolution:

Winning Euro 2008 did not just change Spain’s history, it changed their future too, removing a dead weight. It reinforced a football identity previously lacking and proved that the aesthetic could be effective. There was a newfound, unwavering conviction about tiki-taka – the nonsensical phrase that roughly means touch-touch and defines Spain’s technical, ball-playing approach.

It has also been a World Cup notable for the lack of progress by African teams. Cameroon have been very disappointing, the hosts lacked the firepower to truly compete, Nigeria were dreadful and Ivory Coast have flattered to deceive. Traditionally a continent of up-and-coming underdogs, most African teams are now dominated by a world-class player or two, and the cracks in their team spirit have shown.

The strengths of many of these European and African teams have been based around work rate, an organised defence and the ability to aggressively retrieve the ball from the opposition. With every successive World Cup, FIFA have made steps to discourage this. Strong tackling is penalised. No longer can teams win by sheer power or muscularity. No longer can Norway play a tall, muscular 4-5-1 and expect to sneak 1-0 wins throughout their qualifying campaign. Success is now achieved by displaying good technical attributes: retaining possession, stretching defences, and playing previously unorthodox formations with asymmetric lineups, trequartistas, false nines, and doble pivotes.

Spain aside, the main beneficiaries of this paradigm shift - and I truly believe that it is - are the Central and South American nations. Whilst it would be foolish to paint an entire continent with the same brush, much South American football is a highly technical, possession-based game of tiki-taka. Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, Chile, Mexico et al have all impressed to different levels during this tournament, with variations on this theme.

Yet, they face their own interesting challenge. Yet it is harder than ever for South American teams to qualify for the World Cup at all. With one qualification group, much rides on a consistent qualifying campaign. In Europe, teams can get away with a poor result or two. In South America, this can cripple a team’s performance. The advantage for the teams successfully qualifying is that they have a more competitive mindset, ready for the rigours of a World Cup.

The takeaway point: in order to compete at the highest stage, the traditional powerhouses need to adjust their mindsets even further. Traditionally, a combination of good mental and good physical attributes with a trickle of technical ability would see a team achieve at least modest success. These times are over. Technical skills have become far, far more important. A team that specialises in ball retention but lacks the mental or physical skills are now able to achieve the same modest success - qualifying for a major tournament, perhaps causing an upset whilst there. A combination of all three types of attribute - think Spain, and at times Argentina and Brazil - are streets ahead. (We’ll conveniently ignore Spain’s defeat at the hands of Switzerland. They are still my favourites to win this year’s tournament.)

This change is brought home even further by the fledgling success of the German national team, who in recent years have relaxed immigration rules and invested substantial amounts of money in their youth and regional set-ups. This is beginning to bear fruit, with German sides performing well in recent UEFA youth championships, with a side made up of talented ball-players.

We’ve been saying it for years and years, and I remain unconvinced that the English FA can or will do anything about it, but nothing less than a cultural change is required for England to ever be power again at the highest level. Simply being the biggest, quickest, or most determined (aka ‘having the most heart’) will not win you a thing at the highest level.


Jean-Paul Sartre wrote that “in football, everything is complicated by the presence of an opponent”, but this French team showed you don’t necessarily need an opponent. They were able to sabotage themselves.

Le Monde, following France’s World Cup exit.

Then United gave away a foul in the 89th minute, my eyebrow raised. McCarthy smacked it and then Tim Howard did something that perhaps changed the course of English football for the next three years, he parried the ball when it should have been caught. […] I quickly turned on the television to catch Mourinho hurtling down the Old Trafford touchline, dressed with in black like a thief in the night, running away with a game stolen from Ferguson, he did this with arms wide open as he approached his celebrating players by the corner flag. […] I knew of the name then and after defeating Monaco in the Champions League Final, we all knew who he was.

Tales Of Epoch: Mighty Mourinho

My good pal Paddington’s Shadow gives a great summary of the rise and rise of Jose Mourinho.


For this year’s FA Cup final presents the neutral with a particularly difficult task. Tomorrow we must decide whether we would like a team built on money from Great British charities, small business-owners and taxpayers to bask in glory, or whether we would prefer the trophy to be hoisted aloft by a side constructed using what amounts to another nation’s natural inheritance, given away during a dark and weak hour in the country’s past and since monetised, exported and converted into so many superyachts and full-backs.


Being the Hardest Man in Football | The Guardian

Jesus Christ, football really has changed. Billy Whitehurst, 80s/90s footballer and semi-professional thug:

I was playing for Oxford at the time. I had gone into a boozer and had got in a scrap; I’ve gone outside with this bloke, who had a couple of guys with him. I start fighting with this kid who I had been arguing with inside and basically I’ve put my thumb in his eye, smashed his head against the wall then his friend has pulled one of those coshes that you can extend and he’s smashed me over the nose with it. His other mate has hit me on the other side and as I have turned round he has hit me on the cheek. I’ve got a hole straight through my cheek near the side of my nose, my nose is all smashed up and I had 30-odd stitches in the back of my head. It looked horrendous: my nose was hanging off when it actually happened but then they stitched it back on.
This was about 10 days before the game.

And from the Wikipedia page:

Despite playing in a side featuring Peter Beardsley and Paul Gascoigne, the move did not work out and following a spat with his own supporters Whitehurst joined Oxford United, where it was rumoured he supplemented his football earnings by engaging in bare knuckle boxing bouts with local Gypsies.

He had everything: vision, athleticism, stamina, speed,” Borrell said. “He could pass, he could shoot, and above all his decision-making was spectacular.

Cesc Fábregas faces the Barcelona Dream Team he left behind | Sid Lowe | Football | The Guardian

Spanish-based writer Sid Lowe on the development of Cesc Fábregas at Mataró and Barcelona - where he played as a teenager with Gerard Piqué and Lionel Messi - then his subsequent controversial move to Arsenal at 16.

Fascinating to read how he was such a talent at age 10 that he was hidden whenever scouts of bigger teams came to watch Mataró play.


While his career, one spent battling at the sharp, insecure end of English football, deserves to be defined by more than the colour of his skin, he will be remembered as a breaker of barriers. The England team will quite rightly wear black armbands at Wembley this evening.

The Fiver, on the death of Keith Alexander. Whilst primarily a funny email about football, it always deals with the sport’s serious issues in a very dignified manner. Never schmaltzy, never po-faced, it’s a cut above the rest of the world’s football media.

It’s like taking away his Pipe Smoker of the Year award but saying he can still smoke pipes.

Danny Baker, on the removal of John Terry as England captain and the resulting tedious press coverage.

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